Moar phunny pleez!

 I want to turn this into a t-shirt and wear it to Walmart.

 I wouldn't be. Those ice-cream sandwiches are delicious.

 I.....have......a......new........hero.

 Dr. Evil voice-"And I shall call her Mini-Farley"

 Oh, sorry. Can't think of a good come back? Well then you better come back with a sandwich!

 Proof that some women are just for looking at.

  Clothing.....preserved. Street cred......not so much.

Palette cleanser.

Lastly, if you like what you saw here go ahead and give me an internet fist bump (don't forget to blow it up). Or leave me a comment.