Hollywood Dreams

Julie has connections.

Not only did we get into to world premiere of X-men, Origins Wolverine, but we were in the main theater 3 rows behind the cast. It was odd to watch a movie and look down and see the people on the screen just a few feet away. We were not allowed to bring a camera so I am forced to "borrow" pictures from the net.

Being that we were in the big theater we actually walked the red carpet. The walk was about 100 yards long, and was lined with people waiting for celebrities. They were taking our pictures and everything. I guess people just know class and style when they see it.






My only disappointment was Ryan didn't bring Scarlet Johansen.

After The movie we walked out behind Alice Cooper. I overheard him tell his wife "Boy that movie was loud!" If Alice Cooper thinks it's loud, I think you should win something.

More stupid junk Mike thinks is funny

Okay I'm bored and stressed, so here is another tension breaker. You may not think this is that funny and I'm a dork for posting this stuff, but we all need to laugh. Even if it is "at me" instead of "with me".


I can see the slogan now (Safeway; no animals harmed here.........that was done at a processing plat completely out of our control.)

Uhmm,....Yes, yes we did. Now finish your apple sauce. You got some on your shirt.


Tinker Bell, the master of disguises.

In the index that part is labeled (ward clerk).

First Laser Cats, now Hover Cats! When will the military stop experimenting on animals?

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.